pos tit note

my brain felt like it needed to take a piss and apparently this place is its toilet. or shower. or coffee mug.

i was at a party once, and i really needed to piss. the bathroom was full and had a long wait-line. the inside of my lower half felt like it was being eaten alive by bats with razorblades for teeth. i was going to piss myself if i didn't find a place to go. i found an empty red cup, a tall empty red cup. i went into one of the rooms at the party, and locked the door behind me. there was a girl doing coke in that room--but she was my friend and i didn't care if she was in there while i pissed. i told her that i needed to pee and i heard her start to chop and separate another couple of lines. she was old school--typically used a credit card for the dirty work and an overused mcdonald's straw for the up and up.

i went in to that room's closet, unzipped my pants and took my dick in one hand and held the cup up to it with my other hand. this felt really weird to me. well, my dick didn't feel weird, though i'm fairly certain that there was already piss in my urethra before i unzipped my pants. what felt weird was the fact that i was holding something very near my crotch, collecting my own secretions. i was pissing and getting anxious--i hadn't yet finished and i was nearing the top of the cup. i announced this to my friend who i think at that point finished snorting coke, and i heard her laugh. i also told her to open the window. she did.

i zipped up, still having a fair amount of piss still in my bladder. i went over to the window and spilled my urine onto the cars and street 21 floors below me. i laughed and watched the liquid look like a gold sheet of tissue paper ripping into several little gold drops and diamonds. i returned to the closet, finished pissing and disposed of my pee out the window again.

i almost lied and said that i left the cup full of piss on the counter and saw someone taste it and throw the cup on the floor. the person who drank my piss would have been a guy, a tall guy shaved head, a regular guy with a shaved head. he would have been awkward and would have vomited in front of everyone, and then there'd be spilled piss and urine all over the floor. but it'd be on the kitchen tile, not on the carpet.